One of my BFF's sent me a facebook message today that made me laugh so hard! I realize this list will make its rounds on facebook in the next week, so you'll see a complete list soon, I'm sure. (And there's a 87% chance that this is just new to me!) I feel the need to share those which I find most true and funny.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
11. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
12. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
13. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
14. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
16. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
18. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
19. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists...unless I’m on one. Then I hate pedestrians and drivers.
20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
How many of these are true for you?!
How many of these are true for you?!
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I L.O.V.E. THIS!!!!!! Which do you think fits ME best? Yea, that's what I tho't--#16. O well, you have to humor me. Thanks for the laugh!
Oh my goodness...the list just kept getting better and better. :) Im pretty sure I have thought and/or experienced at least ten of these this week alone.
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