Too much, perhaps...

I may have come across the most disturbing thing on the internet. Ever. And I didn't even mean to find it. I still shiver when I remember it.

I find said item disturbing for a few reasons:

1. I'm a low-discloser, and secretly wish that more people fell into this category. (Sure, I have a blog, but I tell my 10 readers what I'd tell most of my friends. I mean, y'all are great and all, but I'm pretty cautious with my life details. No one ever new who I "liked" until college. Seriously.)

2. I know it's natural and ultra-healthy, but I don't want to know about it. (I won't share when I'm doing it.)

3. I'll think about this way too often. And I don't want to think about it.

4. It could get to the point where CPS needs a phone call. And I'm not afraid to call. (Just ask the family who got a little visit from the officials after I followed them through WalMart for an hour and then to their car so that the police could run a license plate number.)

Disclaimer: this is not my ticker. I don't care how long anyone does this. Well, until it crosses the line of inappropriate.